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ohmybenedict:

songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

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randomobsession:

littlewhitesnowowl:

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

i will say it 30 seconds before them

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thordoftherings:

margaretchode:

emperorshatterfingers:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

man fuck the thing

#this post is so fucking real

for those few sad people who do not know

i give you

the thing

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castastictardis:

katoraah:

castastictardis:

Pretty please with a cherry on top reblog if you post:

MISHA COLLINS
SUPERNATURAL
DOCTOR WHO
HARRY POTTER
SHERLOCK
MERLIN
MISHA COLLINS
THE AVENGERS
JENSEN ACKLES
MISHAAAAAA COLLLLLINNNNS
JARED PADELACKI
and did I mention:
MISHA FREAKING COLLINS

I follow back, spread the superwholock goodness around please!

wait so if I post misha collins is that okay?

Oh yes. More than okay.
(LET ME LOVE YOU)

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troye-the-boye:

troye-the-boye:

ur daily dose of troyes ridiculousness 

the fuck why does this have almost 1k notes who reblogged this

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my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
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littlemisshutchbatch: This photo of Misha makes me laugh every single time god damit I mean how can you not love him

littlemisshutchbatch:

This photo of Misha makes me laugh every single time god damit I mean how can you not love him

47,154 notes
  

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

7,925 notes
  

im-an-angel-you-asshat:

In the Destiel fandom we dont say “I love you” as much as we say “You don’t understand. I. NEED. THAT. PIE.” which loosly translates to “Im sorry I stole the tablet please stop being mean to me” and I think thats pretty great

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razzmapandas:

rebby:

deanckles:

shawty had them 

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apple man pants?

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dirtsbag:

if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you 

25,381 notes
  

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

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callmep00deep: erisdaughter: thumbsinthefridge: archivesofgallifrey: gigantorthemooseking: Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged? But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck? Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that how the fuck do people not recognize this i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is

callmep00deep:

erisdaughter:

thumbsinthefridge:

archivesofgallifrey:

gigantorthemooseking:

Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged?

But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck?

Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that

how the fuck do people not recognize this

i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is

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hitlervevo: teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

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